Trump Country Handbook Chapter 3

Ah’m Wilbur. Yawl don’t know me and yer better off.

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Ha. Mah namez Wilbur. Wilbur Cowpie. Pipple jess cawl me Pah. Fer short. Hit’s kinda weird cuz Ah ain’t short. Ah gossum complaints, Ah do.

“Pie, what’s up hoss? What are you complaining about?”

TRUMP goddam his lazy lying ace! That sumbitch made us rednecks a buncha promises he ain’t kepp. Ah’m pissed.