Texans: The World’s Loudest, Most Obnoxious People. Germans Are #2.

In groups = intolerable. Individually = I get by.

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I’d just got dumped. Hell goddam yes it hurt. I needed nourishment and good cheer. There’s a wine bar I like, genteel, modest, not far from Trump Country but far enough, or so I thought.

THEN six Texans arrived at the table next to me. YELLING, HAW-HAW, HELL GODDAM RIGHT…